Space Cows | PAX East 2019

Take whatever comes into your imagination and put it through a cheese grater. This game can be compared to the likings of a Mega Man shooter with a blend of lactose intolerance. It’s farty time!

Side-scrolling through obstacles that will indeed challenge your timing. You’ll use flatulence to avoid danger and blow away your enemies. Space Cows allows you to let loose with style. It gives spray and pray a new perspective. Make sure to look for hidden areas with cows to rescue and activate the “udderly” ridiculous mini-games. The sound effects were very effective. Can’t help but to snicker at a toot or two. Though the sound effects induced humorous reactions, the music was pretty kick ass too. All this with a cheesy storyline makes for entertainment that’s unparalleled.

It leaves you asking “Got Milk?”
DEVELOPER: Happy Corruption
PUBLISHER: All In! Games

Juan was raised in a place where dysfunctional urban youth tainted the lives of those who were exposed to the drugs and the gunfire that lit the streets. In order to survive, he kept himself barricaded in his room, in the trenches of Nintendo and Sega. It’s how his passion developed for gaming and how the creative imagination took the driver’s seat. Gaming is an escape from the struggles of life and to express frustration. Just because you gain responsibilities as time progresses doesn’t mean you have to let go of gaming. Just adapt and evolve it to best suit your lifestyle and embrace the adventures that being a gamer brings. Stay posted and see what the product of the GAMING EVOLUTION can do.

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